🛋️ Top 10 LazyStoner Essentials

Stoner Bear Ashtray

This lazy bear’s got your back—and your ash—because nothing says high standards like a stoner buddy who never moves off the job.

Toad Stool Toker Poker

"Meet your new smoke sesh soulmate, the Toad Stool Toker Poker! It’s like having a tiny, magical mushroom friend who excels at keeping your lighter, papers, and pokey needs organized—minus the questionable taste in psychedelic rock."

LIGHTER LEASH Premium Clip 3 Pack

Tired of losing your lighter faster than the speed of "man, I'm soooo baked"? Introducing the Lighter Leash Premium Clip 3 Pack! It's like Tinder for your lighter—a match made in chill heaven, ensuring you never have to use your cat as a makeshift candle again.

Smell Proof Bag with Combination Lock

Keep your stash secret and secure—because sharing is optional, but smelling like a skunky koala is not! The Smell Proof Bag with Combination Lock is perfect for those who like to keep their buds private without losing their chill.

Marley Natural Holder for Taster & Pre-Roll

Ever wish your joints had a cozy little home that’s fancier than your ashtray? Meet Marley’s Natural Holder, the posh Airbnb for your taster and pre-rolls. It’s like the Ritz-Carlton of joint holders, but with more chill vibes and zero judgment.

Mini Wakit Grinder (Black)

Whether you've got the munchies or just the urge to finely grind, the Mini Wakit Grinder spins like a DJ in a state of euphoria, ensuring your herb is ready in seconds. Say goodbye to grinder cramp and hello to automated awesomeness!

Puff Puff Pass: The Card Game for Stoners

Why spiral into an existential crisis when you can just spiral into hilarious antics? Puff Puff Pass: The Card Game for Stoners doesn’t just bring the good vibes; it sends them through the roof, over the rainbow, and straight past the munchies aisle. Pick a card, spark some conversation, and prepare to laugh until your bong water starts boiling.

Pizza Blanket Adult Double-Sided

Quench your munchies by snuggling into the comfiest slice of heaven. Introducing the Pizza Blanket: the only pepperoni pie that won’t judge you for needing a nap after the munchies strike.

Rolling Tray with Magnetic Lid

Ready to keep your cosmic herb safe from the dreaded floor vortex? Meet your new spacey sidekick: the Rolling Tray with Magnetic Lid. It's the guardian of ganja, with style straight out of a galaxy far, far away.

Couch Arm Table Tray with Phone & Tablet Holder

Say goodbye to couch chaos and hello to the ultimate chill station! This Couch Arm Table Tray is like a personal butler for your snacks, remote, and tech—minus the British accent and the awkward small talk. Slide it over your couch arm, and you’ve got the perfect perch for your phone, tablet, and maybe even the occasional Dorito.